Bitch Ass Crank Pulley Bolt
#1
Bitch Ass Crank Pulley Bolt
WTF! I hate you Honda! So here I am with my fit completely tore down. I got the clever idea to just remove the camshaft sprocket instead of removing the whole timing cover so I could pull the head. So I pull the headbots and the head is stuck to the block. The damn thing is binding against the timing cover. So shit, I guess I have to pull the timing cover. First off, who at Honda thought it would be a good idea to make the timing cover also function as the motor mount? WTF is that? Second, I would formally like to issue a big fuck you to whatever team of engineers thought it would be a good idea to make a crank pulley bolt that requires a fucking 1200 lbft impact wrench or 6 foot cheater pipe to remove. Now I'm stuck waiting a week for the special Honda pulley removal tool just to hold the pulley from spinning so I can use a monster pipe on it. Rage! All this to pull a head which may very well end up making me buy a new engine anyway.
#2
WTF! I hate you Honda! So here I am with my fit completely tore down. I got the clever idea to just remove the camshaft sprocket instead of removing the whole timing cover so I could pull the head. So I pull the headbots and the head is stuck to the block. The damn thing is binding against the timing cover. So shit, I guess I have to pull the timing cover. First off, who at Honda thought it would be a good idea to make the timing cover also function as the motor mount? WTF is that? Second, I would formally like to issue a big fuck you to whatever team of engineers thought it would be a good idea to make a crank pulley bolt that requires a fucking 1200 lbft impact wrench or 6 foot cheater pipe to remove. Now I'm stuck waiting a week for the special Honda pulley removal tool just to hold the pulley from spinning so I can use a monster pipe on it. Rage! All this to pull a head which may very well end up making me buy a new engine anyway.
if that won't do it let it soak in gratuitous amounts of PB blaster and/or hit it with a propane torch for ten minutes and then hit it with the impact gun?
Or any combination of the above?
Sounds like they used locktite or something similar from the factory...
#3
Aye I've torched it, read about the rope trick but the spark plug recess is just too long to get anything in there. I've already ordered the tool so I'll just end up waiting, thought I would complain in the meantime besides the shaggin wagon (96 escort) is a blast. And by blast I mean mind numbingly slow.
#6
Hell yea! I made that thing my bitch. I guess I'm not as patient as I thought. Snapped a cheap 1/2 extension in the process but it took my snap on extensions a 7 foot cheater pipe, 20min with the torch, my best breaker bar, and an aluminum bar wedged between the pulley and the block. Thought I broke the extension again but the bolt finally let go instead.
#7
Just for shiggles I should call Honda corporate and ask them to reimburse me for my (lifetime warranty anyway) 1/2 extension. Also need to cancel my order for the tool since it still hasn't shipped, lazy ass amazon sellers.
#8
Even though it doesn't meet my cost to value standards I'm thinking about getting a lightweight pulley now for all the work it took. Probably should make sure the head/block isn't toast first...
#9
Hell yea! I made that thing my bitch. I guess I'm not as patient as I thought. Snapped a cheap 1/2 extension in the process but it took my snap on extensions a 7 foot cheater pipe, 20min with the torch, my best breaker bar, and an aluminum bar wedged between the pulley and the block. Thought I broke the extension again but the bolt finally let go instead.
20 minutes on heat, a 7ft lever and a broken socket was what it took?
Well done... so what'd you find on the head? Or you takin' a breather after all that?
#13
Thank you thank you thank you! I don't know if I'm the first person to say this after pulling a head, but thank you lord Honda, it's just a blown headgasket. Blow out between cyl 1 and 2, the same cyl that nitrous melted plugs in. Block is NOT scored, but the head is scored. There are solutions to this. Do you know any reputable machine shops in the area dsm?
#17
^^ I would get that (would never know when you need another haha) and worry about resurfacing later. There's a number of machine shops that do on Morse Ave in Schaumburg between Wright Blvd and Mitchell Blvd.
#18
Thank you thank you thank you! I don't know if I'm the first person to say this after pulling a head, but thank you lord Honda, it's just a blown headgasket. Blow out between cyl 1 and 2, the same cyl that nitrous melted plugs in. Block is NOT scored, but the head is scored. There are solutions to this. Do you know any reputable machine shops in the area dsm?
John over @ Advanced in Wheeling! I'll see if I can find you a link!
They do what I don't have the tools for!
Remember if you have to get it decked you will need a fatter HG, or if the VTP clearances are big enough you will get a bit of a compression bump!
#20
HaHa! On my second time around today I had it off in less than 15 min (This is still a first time removal on the second engine). Now that Ive got my alluminum bar in the pulley, jackstand supported breaker bar, and 7 foot pole technique down, it's a cake walk.