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Old 01-01-2010, 03:18 PM
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Red face Joke of the Day

An old man goes to the drug store to buy some Viagra. He hands the pharmacist the prescription and says "I'd like them cut into quarters, please".

The pharmacist answers " I can cut them for you but you won't get a full erection from just a quarter pill".

The old man says " I'm 96 years old and all I want is to stick it out far enough so I don't pizz on my slippers." :rolf:
 

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Old 01-17-2010, 06:07 PM
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This one was alright.
 
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Old 01-17-2010, 10:30 PM
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Enough with the jokes, already.
 
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Old 01-17-2010, 10:33 PM
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i smirked.....
 
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