A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

She replied: "I've been divorced four times and I voted for Obama."

 

Yeah, I'd love to see McCain up there. That would be entertaining.

 

This thread=FTL
Obama=FTW

 

I wonder if she knows Tiger too?

 

Couldn't have said it better myself.

 

Cute! True!

Cat :x

 

lol @ Obama part...cuz it's true.

Over-promised, under-delivered

 

^this........

 

I like this one.

 

You guys lost. Guess you're gonna have to (gasp!) learn to deal with it!

 

didn't everyone lose? what has Obama done that made it a 'win' for you guys? or anyone for that matter?

 

Well, he has kept our economy from collapsing, redirected our wartime efforts to the people who actually attacked us, put an intelligent person in the supreme court, put an end to federal raids on medical marijuana facilities in california, put an end to military personnel torturing people, he will pay me to go to school if i do some community service, in a few months my family will be protected against losing their insurance or having their reimbursements capped because of the health care bill he's been pushing, he's allowed funding for stem cell research; our president finally has a professional face to the world whereas his predecessor was an instigator.

What was it that you don't understand?

 

let's see: he just delayed the economy collapsing, we were already moving to Afghanistan before he was elected, Sonya Satomayor is a worthless human being, definitely not intelligent, i don't care about medical marijuana raids torturing one person to potentially save thousands of lives is fine with me, umm i've done community service and he's not giving me money? with this bill there will still be people not covered stem cell research is fucked up

 

Figures you socialists in Cali like them. What happened to 8% unemployment? The Health bill still hasn't passed even with a super majority. Enjoy it while it last cause come November you are in for a rude awakening i'm afraid. Heck it could start Tues in Mass.

 

You keep bringing up politics on this site where it's not welcome. I'm gonna keep pissing on your party.

 

umm actually i'm not a republican, i believe both parties are corrupt and worthless I have my views and I don't veer from them

 

^The hell you do.

 

i'm confused what do i do?

 

i'm just saying it's clear where your political views lie after many months seeing you post on the site. i'm not buying your *non-partisan* crap, personally.

 

i didn't say my views weren't conservative, i just said i don't support republicans either....they're not conservative enough