an army of zombies because i wouldnt feel so bad for just butchering them. zombies are not too intelligent so killing them by the masses would be very easy. i get goose bumps just thinking about mowing down zombies.

what would be the funnest way to kill zombies?

 

- why are we talking about zombies? lmao
^ funniest way to kill zombies, hmm... light them up on fire and watch them run around in circles trying to put out the fire haha...

v do you like zombies?

 

no but i am very entertained about killing them. they are like manicans, mutilating them is just very funny.


would you have any problem punching a baby zombie?

 

^ heck no, its a zombie!

v ever have a dream about a zombie/ zombies?

 

yes i have had a few dreams about being the last couple people on earth and having to find a way to kill 6 billion zombies, but i had a sweet laser gun that was heat seeking and killed them way too fast.

would you ever escape a zombie horde by pretending to be dead?

 

Hell yeah!! Who hasn't thought of that! I'm serious.

No more zombie talk it's getting annoying. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

 

^
i think so.

would you give away you last dollar to a family member/ friend/ stranger?

 

^ yes, i've done it before and wouldn't think twice to do it again.

v have you ever had a dream where you were in a torture situation? kind of like the Saw movies.

 

nope. i would fight to the death not die on some stupid torturing table.


what kinda of tv do you have in your living room?

 

If you can call it a T.V., it's a 37" Viewsonic LCD. I only use it as a P.C. monitor, since I had the cable TV crap turned off just over a year ago. Of course, I kept the cable internet!

A hotel I stayed at recently had a TV built into the bathroom mirror.

Would you watch TV in the bathroom?

 

hell yes i would!!! i would play video games if i could on the pot.

what is your biggest natural disaster fear?

 

^ During the (brief) time I lived in California, I would have had to choose between wildfires, mudslides, floods, riots (okay, not a "natural" disaster) and earthquakes.

Where I am now, it's the attack of the Western Pine Bark Beetle. I have had to cut down 11 mature Ponderosas, with about as many more now dead. Many trees remain, but it isn't like it once was.

v What far-away place you have visited reminds you of a place near home?

 

^ Amsterdam reminds me of Dayton. It was filled with drugs and prostitutes. (I need to get out of this city. Anyone want to adopt me. I am a great cook, and I sing like a songbird)

V If there was one thing you could change about yourself what would it be and why?

 

I had to answer this, I realize the question is out of order now...

Why not watch TV in the bathroom, it's where the shite belongs...

 

^ one thing i would change about myself.... mmm im not sure. Physically, prob would want boobs... lol

v how much money do you think you can save up in a year?

 

not much. $6K tops. i have a bad habit of not knowing where my money goes.


what did you give up for lent (if you're catholic, if not what would give up for 40 day as a sign of sacrifice?)

 

havent decided what to give up yet. LOL i am catholic but i havent ate meat all day so thats good i guess.

when you were a kid, what did you want to be (professionally)?

 

lawyer... (more so cuz thats what my mom always wanted me to be)


who is the person you admire the most?

 

i admire willie coyote (super genius) he tries so hard but every time he fails. but he keeps coming back for more haha

ever thought of mowing down a crowd of zombies with a supersized lawnmower while listening to who let the dogs out?

 

^^ hahahah, that thought never crossed my mind. the song alone would be lethal enough to kill the entire hoard

vv do you secretly wish a zombie attack was imminent?
(all this zombie talk makes me want to play house of the dead)