You know you own a Fit when....
#43
02-03-2009, 11:34 AM
-when the world ceases to exist beyond the low beam cutoff
-when you have 10 windows on a vehicle as short as a jeep
-when a dead raccoon smears the underbody bumper to bumper
-passengers think it's sporty in first gear, realize the truth in second gear
-when you're the only one on stock tires sliding through the intersection in the dead of winter
-when you get the urge to transplant the engine from the car to your snowmobile
-when you have 10 windows on a vehicle as short as a jeep
-when a dead raccoon smears the underbody bumper to bumper
-passengers think it's sporty in first gear, realize the truth in second gear
-when you're the only one on stock tires sliding through the intersection in the dead of winter
-when you get the urge to transplant the engine from the car to your snowmobile
#46
02-03-2009, 04:36 PM
-when you get the urge to transplant the engine from the car to your snowmobile[/quote]
Better, when you get the urge to transplant the engine from your JetSki to your car (Do it Honda, Do IT!!)
Betting that the Scangauge is only kidding when it says 2.1 miles to empty
Knowing that the Scangauge is kidding when it says 129 crank horsepower
Better, when you get the urge to transplant the engine from your JetSki to your car (Do it Honda, Do IT!!)
Betting that the Scangauge is only kidding when it says 2.1 miles to empty
Knowing that the Scangauge is kidding when it says 129 crank horsepower
#48
02-03-2009, 09:08 PM
...when you automatically become the friend hauler
...when automatically being chosen as the driver you don't mind, heck you get to drive your fit some more
...when automatically being chosen as the driver you don't mind, heck you get to drive your fit some more
#49
02-03-2009, 10:10 PM
You know you own a Fit when...
Your heart skips a few beats whenever you see your car!
You wait for admiring looks when you pull up alongside another driver!
A fill-up from empty costs less than $20!
You think your car is small until you get in it, and then you are in the Tardis!
You spend $50 at the parts store for stuff to wash it with, and you forget about that cute new shirt you thought you wanted.
You park in the farthest spot in the parking lot so no one will ding it!
You wave to all the other Fits you see on the road, and you aren't even mad if their owners don't wave back, because it's cool enough just to belong to the club.
Your spouse thinks you are in love with your car (and you are).
Your heart skips a few beats whenever you see your car!
You wait for admiring looks when you pull up alongside another driver!
A fill-up from empty costs less than $20!
You think your car is small until you get in it, and then you are in the Tardis!
You spend $50 at the parts store for stuff to wash it with, and you forget about that cute new shirt you thought you wanted.
You park in the farthest spot in the parking lot so no one will ding it!
You wave to all the other Fits you see on the road, and you aren't even mad if their owners don't wave back, because it's cool enough just to belong to the club.
Your spouse thinks you are in love with your car (and you are).
Last edited by Juliane; 02-04-2009 at 09:12 PM.
#51
02-03-2009, 11:03 PM
...you become a steady customer of Zeta Products
...you seriously contemplate adding a swaybar to a car with a beam axle
...people ask you "Is that a hybrid?" and you answer "No, thank goodness -- but it still gets 40MPG"
...you consider bringing frozen dinners along on summer drives to cook on top of the dashboard
...you can't decide whether to slide an oversized item in the side door or the rear hatch
...the salesman who just sold you that oversized item laughs when you pull up to the loading dock
...then laughs even more when the item slides into the car with no problem
...you seriously contemplate adding a swaybar to a car with a beam axle
...people ask you "Is that a hybrid?" and you answer "No, thank goodness -- but it still gets 40MPG"
...you consider bringing frozen dinners along on summer drives to cook on top of the dashboard
...you can't decide whether to slide an oversized item in the side door or the rear hatch
...the salesman who just sold you that oversized item laughs when you pull up to the loading dock
...then laughs even more when the item slides into the car with no problem
Last edited by wdb; 02-03-2009 at 11:17 PM.
#53
02-04-2009, 01:24 AM
... you pull into a gas station, fill up from empty, and STILL leave before the guy in the H2 that's been filling up since before you pulled in.
... after you park and start walking away from your Fit you turn around to for one last look.
... you knew more about your car than the salesman
... when it's your turn to drive friends around on the weekend they don't feel like they need to pitch in for gas.
... after you park and start walking away from your Fit you turn around to for one last look.
... you knew more about your car than the salesman
... when it's your turn to drive friends around on the weekend they don't feel like they need to pitch in for gas.
#55
02-04-2009, 02:27 PM
...it takes an hour and a half to get to 100mph and you start feeling the car lifting off of the road.
...your girlfriend does not understand the significance of FitFreak.net
...your accelerating to a stop, or parking spot
...while driving your not focused on speed but the MPG your getting.
...your girlfriend does not understand the significance of FitFreak.net
...your accelerating to a stop, or parking spot
...while driving your not focused on speed but the MPG your getting.
#56
02-04-2009, 09:11 PM
... you pull into a gas station, fill up from empty, and STILL leave before the guy in the H2 that's been filling up since before you pulled in.
... after you park and start walking away from your Fit you turn around to for one last look.
... you knew more about your car than the salesman
... when it's your turn to drive friends around on the weekend they don't feel like they need to pitch in for gas.
... after you park and start walking away from your Fit you turn around to for one last look.
... you knew more about your car than the salesman
... when it's your turn to drive friends around on the weekend they don't feel like they need to pitch in for gas.
#57
02-04-2009, 09:29 PM
...when you spend more on it's mods than you spent for it!
...when your wife says, "When did you get that (mod)?!"
...when you park far away from everyone and some one still manages to smack your door with a shopping cart!
...when your wife says, "When did you get that (mod)?!"
...when you park far away from everyone and some one still manages to smack your door with a shopping cart!
#59
02-05-2009, 02:36 PM
..when you can't find the correct size passenger side windshield wiper replacement at Kragen/Autozone/Pepboys.
..when you can't remember the last time you used the brake pedal when approaching a corner.
..you wonder why you use the same size oil filter as a 2.0L K20 with 101 more hp.
..when you can't remember the last time you used the brake pedal when approaching a corner.
..you wonder why you use the same size oil filter as a 2.0L K20 with 101 more hp.
