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Old 03-01-2008, 05:22 AM
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Funny question I was asked about my car

Hey all you fit owners out there, just wanted to share a funny story about my car. So I pulled my silver fit into a gas station after about five weeks of not having to pump gas (I don't drive my fit around much, want to keep it as clean as possible at all times ^_^), and this lady was pumping gas into her hummer. She took a glance at my fit, and then at me while I was pumping gas. I smiled at her, and she smiled back. Then she asked me this random question, "Have you ever died driving that little thing?"........And I paused some more, and replied, "I....don't think so, wouldn't be here if I did, right?" She nodded, and went into her hummer and drove away. And it pretty much left me thinking, why the heck would you ask a question like that? And no, she was not a blond, or at least she didn't look like one, lol!
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 05:33 AM
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hahaha i would have went off on that lady. you should have replied with "yes, im dead. and its all your fault for driving a vehicle that is much larger than necessary and smacking me in my forehad in a front collision. are you on a mission through iraq? do you give jungle tours in your hummer? probably not. you probably use that big heavy p.o.s for a grocery getter and a kiddie cab. dont ask me stupid questions lady". thats what i would have said.
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 05:34 AM
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Thats funny! Its like when I'm on my bike which is spotless and this old man comes up and says "have u laid that thing down yet?"
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 06:49 AM
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Do you owe her some money or something? Maybe she's trying to give you a hint...

Women who drive excessively large vehicles like hummers are a death trap waiting to happen. One day they'll be looking down at their nails and then POW! Little Johnnys dead because she ran a stop sign and splattered some poor mother's baby all over her big chrome grill. Yes, I'm stereotyping, no I don't care.
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by ItachiSX
"Have you ever died driving that little thing!
I suspect she lost control of the words she wanted to say. I think she may of been wanting to say.
"Have you ever worried about dieing driving that little thing!
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:43 AM
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i would've asked if she has killed anyone in the past?
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:45 AM
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lol that was totally random on her part...n ur answer clever and probably what i and everyone else's response.
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 10:30 AM
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As gas gets closer to $4.00 a gallon, you'll hear that question more and more from folks driving urban tanks looking to make themselves feel better.

Didn't Hummer recently score the worst among SUV's in collision tests?
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 10:55 AM
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"yes, im dead. and its all your fault for driving a vehicle that is much larger than necessary and smacking me in my forehad in a front collision. are you on a mission through iraq? do you give jungle tours in your hummer? probably not. you probably use that big heavy p.o.s for a grocery getter and a kiddie cab. dont ask me stupid questions lady".
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 11:05 AM
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lol... what a dumb lady... are ppl really that stoopid?
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 04:08 PM
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so I kinda feel weird now
I thought it made sense (not good sense mind you, but still....sense)

I thought it refered to you laughing at yourself for driving such a small
vehicle. (considering the context) heck I think the Fit is big...

died=laughing

though, I wonder what she would have said if you were driving in a classic
mini hahaa

like said before, once you picked your jaw off the floor
you could have said like....."meh...only like 3 or 4 times"
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 04:26 PM
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You should have told her, no, these don't roll over like those do!!
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 04:40 PM
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I bet she felt good to be driving in a GM box.
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 05:22 PM
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If she asked me that, I would have answered with this:
"No........ Have you ever killed someone in a thing like that?" (Pointing at her truck)

I bet she felt like a idiot after she drove off.

Originally Posted by Firebat666
lol... what a dumb lady... are ppl really that stoopid?
Only when you spell it like that sillytoast. Hehhe!
 

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Old 03-01-2008, 07:39 PM
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sounds to me like she wanted to make the initial attack on you, just in case you say something to her about her gas-guzzler? usually it's drivers like her that would be asked offensive automobile-related questions right? i dunno really, but i wish i was there to give her a disgusted look after she asked you that question.
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 07:43 PM
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She was just pissed off watching you fill up your tank to the brim for $30 while she did the same for $130 and probably drove less miles per tank too!

I love the stare downs when I pull to the pump last and leave first!
I need to set up cameras in my car! It is priceless!
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 07:48 PM
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Almost forgot! Talking about false sense of security in SUV's!
Our Fit is safer considering how easy some SUV's can roll over!
I would rather endure a collision than going upside down!
Then, it is just my personal preference.
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:05 PM
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MX6GT89... lol the "stoopid" was for emphasis of how stoopid she was lol and i probaly would have said something along the lines of have you ever killed some one with tht too lol i love how SUV drivers look down on us... even when i constantly rev high and dont even think of trying to save gas i still get 30 mpg... or about double what SUV's get lol gotta love the Fit!
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:25 PM
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I would've asked "Do you enjoy your $100 fillups? Because I'm enjoying my $30 fillups right now." Hehehe...I love how I can sometimes go into the gas stations when my tank is half full and say "$10 on number..." Also, another smart remark would be, "Yes I'm dying of laughter along with the oil company because the joke is on you for paying too much."
 
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:27 PM
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wow that is weird..should have asked her have you ever gotten over 30mpg in that thing ???
 


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