...seriously now...who said that?......SHOW YOURSELF!....*getting paranoid*

 

indeed !
I however see your smilie and I raise you- one momentarily
possessed/daemonic smilie driver that shifts on the wrong hand side (for usdm) and who apparently gains control only during that quick gearchange and who is also a technician that favors/specializes in only one letter of the alphabet.

 

I think it was this guy...



He told me that if you told him how to watch both feet at the same time while doing jumping jacks he would stop stalking you. He also said if you could remove the white mittens and booties that he is trying to fling from his extremities, he would reveal where this guys arms went.

 

GOT IT! THANKS! haahaa

So after this-I was able to get some info...
he said that ROFL sold his arms to this guy- for some crack laced
popcorn so he could continue his ROFL stupor. It was a shady deal and
as such (if you look closely) he hides one limb behind the popcorn and
the other limb only makes a brief apperance (after looking around to see if anyone is paying attention) to grab some buttered popcorn.
However all is not as it seems...its false advertising, if you notice he never eats any of the butterygoodness, he just throws it at his face. And yet the level of popcorn stays the same!......I PROTEST!!!!

....NEVERENDING PAAAAAAAAHHHHHPCORN AHHHHHHAHA AHHAHA.....

 

Ahh yes, never-ending-buttery-goodness man! Well, the mystic power of a never ending food source is certainly more powerful than Dr. enormous eye bulge, and floating, fully detached tongue. Given the choice between two I think I would have to go with a nutritional cornacopia, not only would it provide sustenance, you would most certainly be a hit at parties. Of course it all begs the question, if you had a mildly useless superpower what would it be and why? I think I would choose to be Mr. Immune-to-paper-cuts. Never dealing with the stinging agony of getting Old Bay seasoning into a fresh cut would be bliss, and there would be a plethora of work available during election time as an envelope stuffer.

 

Speaking of a useless superpowerS.....how about my power to POST!!!
THIS
BE
NUMBER
1000!!! BOOOYA!!!





and once again I will do a little drunken dance --->
then I will drink more ---->
7-up that is.....
and transform into this ----> <---while still dancing......
then I will ---->
and have a carbonated hangover which will feel like this--->
then i will have to relieve myself--->

but from the sudden loss of fluids I would --->

then quicky regaining my composure only to reuse the --->

having fallen into the dirty bowl I had to clean like mad!-->
only to find that I had the munchies--->

more yummy munchies---->

All of that gave me some evil heart burn!!!--->

which pissed me off and gave me Tourette's--->

embarrassing me infront of my family--->

so I tried to avoid them---->

but I think they were on to me--->

so I jumped in my Fit and floored it!!!---->

then VTEC kicked in YO!----> <and my shifter went JDM on me!!!

if you are still reading this then here is some popcorn--->


but I was only going 30....so they all laughed at me--->

when I finally hit 60 they were dying---->

so I gave them one of these---> <except I didnt use my thumb

and they were like---> <and wanted to kick my arse...

so I just---> ...

and they were like....WHUUUUUA???---> ....

then they were like...is cooo bro--->

if you are still reading...ummm...here is some more pop-->

From all the food and excitement I did this again---->

and then I was out like a light--->


PHEEEW...and now we just mush on through like it never happened...


for all of those that like to read fine print because they have nothing better to do
stop reading this and go get yourself a cookie and drown yourself in the milk!....haahaa
just kidding dont do that! but you might seriously want to re-evaluate your goals...
*cheers* Happy Belated V-day to all who actually like that kinda backwards lovefest!...
haaahahaaa

 

LOL
That was so FUNNY dude. One of your funniest posts of all time and you have had some FUNNY ones. Awesome man!
Happy 1000

Tyler

 

whered you get the smilies

 

Tainx buhdeez...I aimz teh pleeezy FOEHSHEEEEZY

 

OOOPS sorry for the belated response (i somehow missed these responses *note to self-must remember to refresh often...*)


I actually get alot of them on this site in this thread located here-

https://www.fitfreak.net/forums/site...re-smiles.html

but now I just pic them up in my random internet travels...when I see one that tickles my fancy...well then I snatch it up or make my own...which I will most likely start doing just for kicks...

PEACE! IM OUT!...

 

Damn Snap fit you have only been on for a little bit but you have really gotten some posts in. Happy 1000 to ya. I needed this one for my happy 500. Hey everyones gotta start somewhere right?

"Edit" Sorry i lied to ya. This post was only 499. You did give me a good idea to visit my newbie post so i did and gave myself a pat on the back for the lucky 500. For the good idea i gave you rep. Cheers to all.

 

DAMN YOU,
DAMN YOU SOCAL WEATHER.....
*SHAKES FIST AT SKY*
YOU MADE ME MISS THE DAMN ECLIPSE!!!!!!!!
YOU JUST TEASED ME WITH IT BEING PARTIALLY CLEAR.....
THEN....BAMMM!!!! YOU LET THE CLOUDS/FOG ROLL IN JUST AS I GOT MY CAMERAS SET UP!!!!!!!
ARRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE LEFT THE CITY....
I KNEW IT....

YOU......YOU.......YOU!!!!





JUST WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT MISS CLOUDY.....I WILL SEED YOUR CLOUDY LILL
FUZZY COTTON ITS NOT JUST A THREAT!!! OHHH NO...
ITS A PROMISE!



PHEEEEEWWWW!!! *RELAXES BROWS, TURNS BACK TO A NORMAL HUMAN COLOR......AHHHHHHHHHHH*

im good........

 

::innocently:: What's an Elcipse?

 

This happened to be a total lunar eclipse... (cuz I only saw a tiny bit)
...which is when the Moon moves through Earth's umbral and penumbral shadow. Essentially you see Earth's shadow overtake the moon and it can create incredibly beautiful colors not to mention a wonduful and erie mood as you observe the moon getting snuffed out. Its usually quite magnificent.


And its my B-day today so I really wanted to have a nice (observable) celestial event to start/mark the occasion.

 

Thanks for the info. I didnt really know what an eclipse was either. I remember when i was a kid at school one day they told us not to look directly at the sun cause it was doing something crazy and was way brighter then normal. Was that an eclipse too or was that something completly different? I know nothing about astronomy so im sorry if i sound slow. haha

 

Just poking a little typo fun at you. Knew what an Eclipse was, but I thought an Elcipse could have been a car that Mitsubishi got all bass-akwards, or maybe a little known suburb of Poughkeepsie in the great state of New York.

 

the sun one you are talking about would be a solar eclipse and its not good to look at the sun directly (unprotected...by and large)...obviously...but usually more so when there is an eclipse of the sun.

 

....I still didn't see it....hahaaaahaaa....just skimmed right over the typo like 50 times....
fixed now

 

well...elcipse kinda does sound like a type of endangered deer

 

First off, LMFAO ROFL you guys crack me up, i've been on here a couple a weeks now doing my research before i get my FIT i went to Honda last night just to test drive a MT Fit sport, cuz im waiting for USAA to send me a check for my 06 XB that i totalled. But My wife and ended up leaving with a 08 NHBP Fit sport MT. IM SO STOKED. I love it. Any ways just saying Hello
My first Post yey. hopefully more to come. i get really bored at work ha ha.
Thanks for all the help and in all actuality all the people on here are the reason i ended up deciding to got with the FIT. So Thank you.