So I was washing and waxing my CBP 2012 Fit today and the little 30 something hottie across the the street comes over and she says:

"I notice you like to take care of you car and I thought you might like this"

It was an old bottle of rain-x complete with cobwebs....

the jig was up...

Thank you Fit!

Man I can't even make this stuff up...all I needed to do all these years is polish a damned car...LMAO

 

Haha girls love shiny fits! Throw in some "cute" decals or mascots an you're in I get comments almost daily some even good! Hahaha

 

So, you got laid, or a free bottle of rain-x?

I thought your wife washed your car?

 

Haha awesome story.

Also, pics or it didnt happen.

 

This thread makes no sense.

Bottle of RainX = getting laid now?

 

Whenever Mike starts a post with :

"This makes no sense"

Does he really mean he cannot comprehend a paragraph of information? Is he truly incapable of reading between the lines?

For you Mike I will endeavor to make my posts clearer in the future.

 

Getting laid = Sex.

So unless you cheated on your wife with your neighbor across the road, you did not get laid.

If you did get laid, I'd like to email your wife a link to this thread.

 

Dang,

I just washed and waxed the Fit and did not get a nibble...

Jerry

 

Look at mike being all chivalrous all of a sudden. Kinda funny!

 

Bored mike? Why so hostile today? Did you ever find a set of regas? "Tonight everybody gets laid!"-rodney dangerfield

 

Why hostile? Because Dwalbert is a worthless member who wastes the site's bandwidth with his worthless threads that never amount to anything.

And nope, not yet.

As for being chivalrous, I'm fairly sure that most people will agree talking about cheating one's spouse is weird/not cool.

 

Well there you have it folks. I am a worthless member.

 

Mike did you get a new fit? Dwayne has cleaned up a lot. He's trying to be a positive member in a online community. He's not asking an international site where he should go for an oil change in his town.

 

I'm not on anybody's side here, but you are skirting the question. If you cheated on your wife, then I personally don't respect that one bit.

If it's none of our business, then don't post a thread bragging about it. It's also incredibly dumb.

 

What is this, I don't even

 

 

Well then...

Morality issue aside...

I am never starting another post that doesn't directly impact my Fit! Sometimes I can be a little hard headed about things.

I got it guys.

I will knock it off.

 

Nothing wrong with this thread. Obviously the man didn't cheat on his wife for a bottle of Rain-X. It was just a simple thread out of boredom to strike up some coversation. MikeB could win the lottery and he would find some way to bitch about it or be negative, thats just his personality. He must of been the kid that everyone picked on in school.

 

Oh shi. Psych analysis over the internet from a guy with BowTech in his username. There's no way this can be wrong.

 

Well I thought it was funny. It gives me hope.